1. 1 year ago 
    LINDS MAKE AN ANNIVERSARY POST AND INVITES US ALL INTO HER FORT AWESOME. AKA THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH GTFO DISNEYLAND

    LINDS MAKE AN ANNIVERSARY POST AND INVITES US ALL INTO HER FORT AWESOME. AKA THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH GTFO DISNEYLAND

     
  2. 1 year ago 
    HAPPY ANNIVERSAY SPAMMERPATTZ! ONE YEAR LATER AND ALL WE STILL TALK ABOUT IS FAPPING FOR EACH OTHER AND RPATTZ’ PEEN. PLUS KSTEW MENAGE-A-MOIS OKAY

    HAPPY ANNIVERSAY SPAMMERPATTZ!

    ONE YEAR LATER AND ALL WE STILL TALK ABOUT IS FAPPING FOR EACH OTHER AND RPATTZ’ PEEN. PLUS KSTEW MENAGE-A-MOIS OKAY

     
  3. 1 year ago 
     
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  5. 1 year ago 
    LOL

    LOL

     
  6. 1 year ago 
    SGT. CUPCAKE COLBERT’S BIRTHDAY WAS OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. IT BROUGHT SWEDISH MEATBALLS. SEXYTIMES. CUPCAKES GLITTERSPLOSION OKAY. ~STAY FROSTY BITCHES.

    SGT. CUPCAKE COLBERT’S BIRTHDAY WAS OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. IT BROUGHT SWEDISH MEATBALLS. SEXYTIMES. CUPCAKES

    GLITTERSPLOSION OKAY. ~STAY FROSTY BITCHES.

     
  7. 1 year ago 
    BB JESS (of Jessica’s Body fame omg) HAD A BIRTHDAY. WE SACRIFICED VIRGINS AND WORE A LOT OF EYELINER WHILE SINGING ~THROUGH THE TREES~ (in Jessicorean obvs) IN CELEBRATION. Y’KNOW THE ~USUAL

    BB JESS (of Jessica’s Body fame omg) HAD A BIRTHDAY. WE SACRIFICED VIRGINS AND WORE A LOT OF EYELINER WHILE SINGING ~THROUGH THE TREES~ (in Jessicorean obvs) IN CELEBRATION. Y’KNOW THE ~USUAL

     
  8. 1 year ago 
    BOBBIE TELLS THE STORY OF SPAMMERPATTZ AS WRITTEN IN FIRST CUMMINGTHIANS 6:9

    BOBBIE TELLS THE STORY OF SPAMMERPATTZ AS WRITTEN IN FIRST CUMMINGTHIANS 6:9

     
  9. 2 years ago 
    The Queen’s Birthday post

    The Queen’s Birthday post

     
  10. 2 years ago 
    Roxy’s Birthday Post

    Roxy’s Birthday Post

     
  11. 2 years ago 

    For the People of the Future.

    do we need a “she’s just being mily” tag over here as well?

  12. 2 years ago 
    "RPATTZ, A RABBI AND JESUS WALK INTO A BAR AND BIANCA THREW UP"
    - @roxybebop (via Twitter)
  13. 2 years ago 
    30,000 COMMENTS IN TWO WEEKS It’s pretty self explanatory tbh

    30,000 COMMENTS IN TWO WEEKS

    It’s pretty self explanatory tbh

     
  14. 2 years ago 
    EMILESE PART DOS Emily, Jessica and Roxy did their best to wait up for Bianca-but watery eyes happened

    EMILESE PART DOS

    Emily, Jessica and Roxy did their best to wait up for Bianca-but watery eyes happened

     
  15. 2 years ago 
    CUPCAKE SEARCH Back in the day, if someone went missing for more than an hour…there’d be a manic hunt for them. In this case, Bianca went missing

    CUPCAKE SEARCH

    Back in the day, if someone went missing for more than an hour…there’d be a manic hunt for them. In this case, Bianca went missing

     
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SPAMMERPATTZ
DISCLAIMER: HERE'S THE DEALIE. WE ARE THE NON-CREEPY VERSION OF ROBERT PATTINSON FANS. WE MOCK HIM AND LOVE HIM SIMULTANEOUSLY. WE EVEN FEEL SORRY FOR HIM BECAUSE HE'S SO IHATEMYLIFE.COM SOMETIMES. WE MOSTLY HIT ON EACH OTHER RATHER THAN TALK ABOUT ROBERT PATTINSON. SORRY. WE ARE FILTHY. YOU GONNA GET HIT ON. IN CAPS. WE GENERALLY HAVE NO REAL NEWS AND ANYTHING WE POST THAT MAY SEEM VALID IS STOLEN FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING, BUT WE'RE GOOD AT MAKING TAGS. OUR INSIDE JOKES ARE WORTH YOUR TIME. PLEASE DON'T LURK. INTRODUCE YOURSELF, WE DON'T BITE. OK MAYBE WE DO, BUT YOU'LL LIKE IT. ______________________________ ~SEPTEMBER OCTOBER NOVEMBER DECEMBER JANUARY~ IN OTHER NEWS, JENSEN ACKLES/ALEXANDER SKARSGARD/BRIAN KINNEY GALE HAROLD = GOD. WHO IS ROBERT PATTINSON IDK IDK. IF YOU DON'T LIKE VIEWING PARTIES AND POSTS THAT ARE RIDDLED WITH GIFS THAT HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ORIGINAL TOPIC, THEN GTFO PLS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GIVE UP YOUR LIFE (WHICH PROBABLY WASN'T THAT GREAT ANYWAY IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE AFOREMENTIONED MEN) AND JOIN US, THEN COME IN AND GET SOME. BUT YOU STILL GONNA GET HIT ON. IN CAPS. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SPAMMERPATTZ- WELL PLAYED, GOD. ***************************
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