LINDS MAKE AN ANNIVERSARY POST AND INVITES US ALL INTO HER FORT AWESOME. AKA THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH GTFO DISNEYLAND
HAPPY ANNIVERSAY SPAMMERPATTZ!
ONE YEAR LATER AND ALL WE STILL TALK ABOUT IS FAPPING FOR EACH OTHER AND RPATTZ’ PEEN. PLUS KSTEW MENAGE-A-MOIS OKAY
LOL
SGT. CUPCAKE COLBERT’S BIRTHDAY WAS OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. IT BROUGHT SWEDISH MEATBALLS. SEXYTIMES. CUPCAKES
GLITTERSPLOSION OKAY. ~STAY FROSTY BITCHES.
BB JESS (of Jessica’s Body fame omg) HAD A BIRTHDAY. WE SACRIFICED VIRGINS AND WORE A LOT OF EYELINER WHILE SINGING ~THROUGH THE TREES~ (in Jessicorean obvs) IN CELEBRATION. Y’KNOW THE ~USUAL
BOBBIE TELLS THE STORY OF SPAMMERPATTZ AS WRITTEN IN FIRST CUMMINGTHIANS 6:9
The Queen’s Birthday post
Roxy’s Birthday Post
do we need a “she’s just being mily” tag over here as well?
“RPATTZ, A RABBI AND JESUS WALK INTO A BAR AND BIANCA THREW UP” — @roxybebop (via Twitter)
30,000 COMMENTS IN TWO WEEKS
It’s pretty self explanatory tbh
EMILESE PART DOS
Emily, Jessica and Roxy did their best to wait up for Bianca-but watery eyes happened
CUPCAKE SEARCH
Back in the day, if someone went missing for more than an hour…there’d be a manic hunt for them. In this case, Bianca went missing