Posts tagged "emily"
  1. Notes: 2 / 2 years ago 
    BOBBIE TELLS THE STORY OF SPAMMERPATTZ AS WRITTEN IN FIRST CUMMINGTHIANS 6:9

    BOBBIE TELLS THE STORY OF SPAMMERPATTZ AS WRITTEN IN FIRST CUMMINGTHIANS 6:9

     
  2. 2 years ago 
    EMILY IS A POET We had a new BB and Emily commemorated the occasion with a Haiku

    EMILY IS A POET

    We had a new BB and Emily commemorated the occasion with a Haiku

     
  3. 2 years ago 
    LOLOMG GOODNIGHT Natalie thinks it’s hilarious when someone leaves…this almost killed Emily; but Natalie doesn’t care tbh

    LOLOMG GOODNIGHT

    Natalie thinks it’s hilarious when someone leaves…this almost killed Emily; but Natalie doesn’t care tbh

     
  4. 2 years ago 
    FACT: JESSICA & EMILY ARE IN A POLYGAMOUS RELAYSH WITH JENSEN If this originated in a post, idk- but it has to be up so rn it links to Emily’s b-day thread

    FACT: JESSICA & EMILY ARE IN A POLYGAMOUS RELAYSH WITH JENSEN

    If this originated in a post, idk- but it has to be up so rn it links to Emily’s b-day thread

     
  5. Notes: 1 / 2 years ago 
    EMILY’S BIRTHDAY!!!! We lahv lahv lahv you omg

    EMILY’S BIRTHDAY!!!!

    We lahv lahv lahv you omg

     
  6. 2 years ago 
    ALPHABET ERECTUS

    ALPHABET ERECTUS

     
  7. 2 years ago 
    JENSEN/ ASKARS/ I HOPE YOU ENJOY DISAPPOINTMENT This post had so much great spam of our pretty men Bianca sent me into an ASkars coma…and I in turn stunned Emily with Jensen

    JENSEN/ ASKARS/ I HOPE YOU ENJOY DISAPPOINTMENT

    This post had so much great spam of our pretty men

    Bianca sent me into an ASkars coma…and I in turn stunned Emily with Jensen

     
  8. 2 years ago 
    LAST TIME I GOT STUCK UP A MOUNTAIN For a contest to meet Rpattz in Canadazzle Emily offers her bed and loins to Natalie

    LAST TIME I GOT STUCK UP A MOUNTAIN

    For a contest to meet Rpattz in Canadazzle Emily offers her bed and loins to Natalie

     
  9. 2 years ago 
    OOPSIE DAZZLE this was birthed on page #2, but if you look at the bottom of the cap…he’s always loved ‘sidewalk’ and ‘candy’ as his go to words to sound American by

    OOPSIE DAZZLE

    this was birthed on page #2, but if you look at the bottom of the cap…he’s always loved ‘sidewalk’ and ‘candy’ as his go to words to sound American by

     
  10. 2 years ago 
    LIFE STORIES Emily & Bianca in love over Francois Jess & Emily book a hotel to Volterra

    LIFE STORIES

    Emily & Bianca in love over Francois

    Jess & Emily book a hotel to Volterra

     
  11. 2 years ago 
    JESSICOREAN/EMILESE This entire post was HILARIOUS

    JESSICOREAN/EMILESE

    This entire post was HILARIOUS

     
  12. 2 years ago 
    SEX ON FIRE-aka The Rpattz Theme Song

    SEX ON FIRE-aka The Rpattz Theme Song

     
  13. 2 years ago 
    INTRO POST 1 

    INTRO POST 1 

     
  14. 2 years ago 
    THE BIRTH OF SPAMMERPATTZ-Official Our life would never be the same

    THE BIRTH OF SPAMMERPATTZ-Official


    Our life would never be the same

     
  15. 2 years ago 
    SPAMMERPATTZ WAS BORN aka ONTD’s EPIC Rpattz post #3

    SPAMMERPATTZ WAS BORN

    aka ONTD’s EPIC Rpattz post #3

     
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SPAMMERPATTZ
DISCLAIMER: HERE'S THE DEALIE. WE ARE THE NON-CREEPY VERSION OF ROBERT PATTINSON FANS. WE MOCK HIM AND LOVE HIM SIMULTANEOUSLY. WE EVEN FEEL SORRY FOR HIM BECAUSE HE'S SO IHATEMYLIFE.COM SOMETIMES. WE MOSTLY HIT ON EACH OTHER RATHER THAN TALK ABOUT ROBERT PATTINSON. SORRY. WE ARE FILTHY. YOU GONNA GET HIT ON. IN CAPS. WE GENERALLY HAVE NO REAL NEWS AND ANYTHING WE POST THAT MAY SEEM VALID IS STOLEN FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING, BUT WE'RE GOOD AT MAKING TAGS. OUR INSIDE JOKES ARE WORTH YOUR TIME. PLEASE DON'T LURK. INTRODUCE YOURSELF, WE DON'T BITE. OK MAYBE WE DO, BUT YOU'LL LIKE IT. ______________________________ ~SEPTEMBER OCTOBER NOVEMBER DECEMBER JANUARY~ IN OTHER NEWS, JENSEN ACKLES/ALEXANDER SKARSGARD/BRIAN KINNEY GALE HAROLD = GOD. WHO IS ROBERT PATTINSON IDK IDK. IF YOU DON'T LIKE VIEWING PARTIES AND POSTS THAT ARE RIDDLED WITH GIFS THAT HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ORIGINAL TOPIC, THEN GTFO PLS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GIVE UP YOUR LIFE (WHICH PROBABLY WASN'T THAT GREAT ANYWAY IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE AFOREMENTIONED MEN) AND JOIN US, THEN COME IN AND GET SOME. BUT YOU STILL GONNA GET HIT ON. IN CAPS. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SPAMMERPATTZ- WELL PLAYED, GOD. ***************************
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