BB JESS (of Jessica’s Body fame omg) HAD A BIRTHDAY. WE SACRIFICED VIRGINS AND WORE A LOT OF EYELINER WHILE SINGING ~THROUGH THE TREES~ (in Jessicorean obvs) IN CELEBRATION. Y’KNOW THE ~USUAL
DVD DECISIONS ARE SRS BUSINESS
again, Jessica is not opposed to arson
RPATTZ WANNABEEs/GENERAL MANIA
idk, the post started out about how Kyle Gallner was a dazzler wannabe but among many hilarious comments we find that Jessica is willing to overlook rape and arson for her love of Beaver