30,000 COMMENTS IN TWO WEEKS
It’s pretty self explanatory tbh
10 COMMANDMENTS OF DAZZLE IN THE CHURCH OF RPATTZ
with appearances by Martyn Whitley and Box
I WOULD PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS FOR THE OPPORTUNITY
Everything Bobbie does is magic
YOU’RE GONNA BE THE ONE WHO RAILS ME?
RPATTZ WANNABEEs/GENERAL MANIA
idk, the post started out about how Kyle Gallner was a dazzler wannabe but among many hilarious comments we find that Jessica is willing to overlook rape and arson for her love of Beaver
PREDAZZLESTORIC TIMES
U WEARIN VAMPIRE ICE LIPGLOSS, GURL?